How do I keep my long attention span?

Coffee? Soda? Some kind of energy drink?

No, my friends. Jackie (I know you all love how I refer to myself in the third person) drinks simply aqua pure, puro agua, simply water to keep my mind fresh. After taking a nutrition class, I realize how important water is for all the bodily functions, from blood flow to brain flow - 'tis the only true way to do genuine philosophy.

What of creative writing? Well yes, that's quite another thing altogether...