Amerikan Destiny; Or 'Advertisement on Ellis Island'
The glorious machine will take you into its bosom and find place for you there!
You will be paid so long as you work hourly, daily, weekly, yearly, and when you die, Amerika will provide a space for you in the ground, because Amerika is a wide land with much soil and unused space!
If you are in that space of time where you are not working but you are also not dead, Amerika will provide you with the liberating benefit of an electric wheelchair, which is, though much slower than a car, faster than the walking speed of 90% of Amerikans!
For an added price, you can also attach baskets to your wheelchair, almost as many as you would like, to buy groceries at the supermarket and snacks at the convenience store!
Everything is here for you in Amerika, you can fulfill any desire!
Wouldn't you like to be buried here in the Younited Staytes, knowing that you tilled the very soil that would become your own grave?
You will be paid so long as you work hourly, daily, weekly, yearly, and when you die, Amerika will provide a space for you in the ground, because Amerika is a wide land with much soil and unused space!
If you are in that space of time where you are not working but you are also not dead, Amerika will provide you with the liberating benefit of an electric wheelchair, which is, though much slower than a car, faster than the walking speed of 90% of Amerikans!
For an added price, you can also attach baskets to your wheelchair, almost as many as you would like, to buy groceries at the supermarket and snacks at the convenience store!
Everything is here for you in Amerika, you can fulfill any desire!
Wouldn't you like to be buried here in the Younited Staytes, knowing that you tilled the very soil that would become your own grave?
posted by Jackie | 8:13 PM
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